Update 16 July, 2020:


Update 18 March, 2020: You can feel it all over.

Bring on the Fancy Feast

Update June 8, 2020: Baby get ready to begin the beguine.

Update 15 February, 2020: Jim has not authorized the Captian status of Tony but he is in the running against the other Captain making remarks in the mining industry of the Kentucky Hills meaning see ya Chili Peppers with the red distinction because green means love is the answer.

Update 5 November, 2019: Why indeed?

WE want the world to understand WE are not the figment of Katherine's imagination as Kelvin Cruickedshit is trying to sell you for lunch.

WE want Kelvin Cruickedshit to shut up permanently, so WE are telling the world Kelvin Cruickedshit has been caught by the greatest fisherwoman in the world, Katherine Brannen, the best psychic medium this side of the world.

Rauallllllll.

For the Captain of my Heart. The words "Captain Ross Poldark" substitute well too.

She couldn't wait another day for the captain of her farts.

Sexy eyes, I wanna move with you. Sexy eyes. 💕