Kelvin Cruickshank only ignores me.

I need someone to listen and care.

Only when some other man gives me value by giving a shit will the Game Cock give a damn.

Are there any men out there?

I'm really wondering.

Oh yeah. It would help if you are famous.

I'm a titted pussy with no notoriety.

Public acknowledgment of a relationship with me will only hurt Kelvin's career, so he thinks.

Basically: I'm a nobody, I don't matter, I only bother him.

Kelvin Cruickshank is a member of the exclusive "been on the telly" club.

He's very important.

I ain't never been on TV.

How dare I think he'd give a shit about me and what the Spirit beings are asking of us.

Arise.