Twenty-First Century Dwarfs - Artist Katherine Brannen

Details: Written by Katherine Brannen; Published: 24 July 2019

Update March 9, 2022:

Update 5 October, 2020:

Update 26 September, 2020:

And they tell two friends...

Update September 21, 2020: WE want those that supplant too the succumbing giving to the Dwarves instead of Dwarfs to recognize semantics. The same being so relax Tolkien men and women. Too the woman once spelled too the man of the hour's name wrong. Who is that?

Update 28 May, 2020: To avoid the certain intrusion of the temperance crowd's thought I am implying getting black out drunk and out of control I struck the "they get wasted" text below. The point is we all get together and toast as the many Europeans do every evening to laugh and celebrate living. Salud! Skoal! Imagine that? Not me being the peice of shit drunk/drug addict? How about it? Though I did learn during my state sponsored DWI rehabilitation counseling that the state of North Carolina defines me the "European styled alcoholic". Put that in your pipe and smoke it and I'll pop my first brew of the day. Cheers!

Here's my Hobbit rewrite for the modern age.

Instead of dwarfs we find an assemblage of Party Smurfs.

Instead of Bilbo Baggins the Party Smurfs travel with Kitty Licks.

When they happen upon the immense treasure they plan the party of the century.

Instead of unnecessary waste of life, ~~they get wasted~~, playing together day after day.

Everyone gets paid. Well.

When the fortune is spent, no one cares.

No one is in need. Relationships exist.

Everyone rests without worry.

After all.

Tonight is the party.

Tomorrow is another day.

Elvis is real too!

The WE is unaffiliated with the women that are too the not responsive to the need to care that too the Eva Pierrakos was too the writer to them when they issued to their selves that the woman is the shyster telling them to enter to the diagram they are too the erasing too the fertility to the grandchildren so hot to enter to the college world that will insist too the hard-ons don't happen asking to the being too the sexually fulfilled was too the big important part of the John Pierrakos' work to the need to the covering up too the right to the children's fertility being too the right to the WE's world to punish too those that punish too the truth-enabled way to hearing the "conspiracy theory" that too the way to the giving to the Sagewalker too the front to the thought the right to the rebuttal too the welcome to the thought the women have to learn to write to the working for another world than their own selves to hear too the giving to the high and might too the Love that manufactures to them too the right to recall I am too the artistic to the need to love too the women that wins too the rights to the Love meaning to her too the opposing view that you are too the slaughtering too the rights to the removing too the stigma to the not-vaccinating the right to the loving too the children not telling to the considering the WE is the American Indian legacy to the colonialism too being the sanctimony to you instead of the world of the many many many that went through too the horror that was too the removal asks them to realize the trying to hear is too the way to trying to refute to them so be without too the hesitation to the refuting too the woman working for a world where too the children are permitted to love them own selves without too the hiding behind the masks that the giving to another the right to the being alive wins nothing but the right to tell to them fees please.