WE want the man that calls himself the Jack of all trades to jack himself into the fold and be the one that tells the world that he is the worthless piece of shit that won't take the plunge, that is right.

WE want the Jack of all trades to trade the medal for the pedal and flower into the man that the world loves already.

WE want the man called Aidan Turner to be the one that takes the Kitty to the other side because the men of the club are too full of themselves to be the ones to take the plunge.

WE want the man called "Big Foot killer" Aidan Turner to be the one that says the man called Big Foot is the one that wants him to be the man among mankind.